WHAT I'VE IMAGINED KEANU REEVES DOING

  1. Scrolling through a Buzzfeed article of funny animal gifs and chuckling low to himself
  2. Biting the tip of a pencil as he concentrates on sudoku
  3. Walking into a room, forgetting why he went in there, and walking back out
  4. Going back and forth on the emoji screens trying to find the balloon one
  5. Flipping through tv channels before bed and settling on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives