1. Ability to describe a challenge as it takes place while simultaneously pointing out the blunders of the players.
  2. Cool hats.
  3. Can say "immunity, back up for grabs" approximately 15 times a season and still make it seem important.
  4. Not afraid to get rained on.
  5. Ends every tribal council with pithy statements of varying depth.
  6. Can say "fire represents your life" and "the tribe has spoken" without cracking himself up.
  7. Probably tries on the immunity necklace every season.