1. First Circle - MasterChef Jr. (Limbo - get down version)
    No profanity, lots of hugs, and those adorable tykes who can cook better than we will ever be able to.
  2. Second Circle - MasterChef (Gluttony)
    Some profanity, some praise, and lots and lots of questionable dishes for Chef Ramsey to taste. (Alternate title: heartburn hell)
  3. Third Circle - Hotel Hell (Greed)
    More profanity, some tears, and owners who really shouldn't be providing food and shelter to other humans.
  4. Fourth Circle: Hell's Kitchen (Wrath)
    A near constant stream of profanity, little praise, and much cowering of contestants due to flying food and pans. Dante's inferno indeed.