You'll Know it's My Evil Twin if

Inspired by @Boogie and all the other fabulous listers
  1. I am not singing in my car.
  2. I say no to a brownie.
  3. I tell you Pretty Woman is a terrible movie.
    (Blasphemy!)
  4. I cheer against the Dallas Cowboys.
    (It pains me to even write that down)
  5. I wear orange.
    (Uh no.)