THINGS MY GRANDMA DOES THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE IF I DID THEM
- •She calls oatmeal "porridge"Full disclosure: I had to look up the spelling of "porridge"
- •She has a complicated and ever-evolving relationship with the caps lock key
- •She takes things from restaurantsMenus, place cards, etc.
- •She opens and closes credit cards with extraordinary frequencyI guess you don't have to be super concerned with your credit score when you're 88
- •She cheats at ScrabbleOr maybe I'm just a sore loser
- •She watches "Judge Judy" religiously and unironically
- •She never checks texts or voice mailKind of jealous tbh
- •She gets her selfies printed at CVS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥