THINGS MY GRANDMA DOES THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE IF I DID THEM

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  1. She calls oatmeal "porridge"
    Full disclosure: I had to look up the spelling of "porridge"
  2. She has a complicated and ever-evolving relationship with the caps lock key
  3. She takes things from restaurants
    Menus, place cards, etc.
  4. She opens and closes credit cards with extraordinary frequency
    I guess you don't have to be super concerned with your credit score when you're 88
  5. She cheats at Scrabble
    Or maybe I'm just a sore loser
  6. She watches "Judge Judy" religiously and unironically
  7. She never checks texts or voice mail
    Kind of jealous tbh
  8. She gets her selfies printed at CVS
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