THINGS I'VE HEARD MICHAEL BAY SAY

  1. Guys, stop touching the blow-up dolls!
  2. Get out of my way, I don't want to have to yell through you.
  3. Get me something to wipe the air with.
  4. Hey watch that light! That's our only Jesus thingamajig.
  5. How many times have you seen Transformers? Four? Good. At least I'm making money off of you. (to a 5 yr old)