My Fingers

A Guide
  1. Pinkie
    I don't really find him very useful except for scooping out Vaseline and picking weird-angle boogers.
  2. Ringo
    Well - the little lady is basically responsible for this finger being worth anything. Otherwise - useless.
  3. The Hammer
    Used often. Best friends, shitty drivers, it doesn't matter... Don't make me bring this guy out.
  4. Pointy
    The most used. Gesticulating wildly in restaurants is my specialty.
  5. T-humb
    If you're lucky enough you might get one of these. Also useful for settling gladiatorial contests.