THINGS PEOPLE MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF BUT I WILL NEVER COMPREHEND WHY

  1. Bacon and donuts as fashion and hype.
  2. The Smiths / Morrissey.
  3. Hanging out on rooftops.
  4. Coachella, the Ace Hotel, Palm Springs
  5. Drinking in public when it's allowed. For example, during a street fair.
  6. Watching grown men hit balls with sticks, beat each other up or throw balls at each other and into holes ... AKA sports.
  7. The news.
  8. Complaining about gas prices or taxes.
  9. IPAs.