Am I doing this right?
  1. Getting catfished and accidentally meeting up with a prostitute at a Barnes and Noble and sneaking out the back door to escape her.
  2. Broken condom pregnancy scare. Was kinda proud I finally broke a condom though ...
  3. Got a first date DUI. It was also the last date.
  4. Sleeping with a girl who unknowingly had a boyfriend then told him I roofied/date raped when she got caught cheating with me. Bitch.
  5. Being lied to for 2 months about an accidental pregnancy by 2 different girls as revenge for dumping them. Psychos.