Five Made Up Languages I Wish I Could Speak

I have a degree in linguistics, so I'm actually somewhat serious.
  1. 1.
    Esperanto
    Okay, so this is the practical answer since this one once had a legitimate place in the real world.
  2. 2.
    Newspeak
    It just seems like a fun language, ya know?
  3. 3.
    Dothraki
    Move over Dany, I'm the Queen now.
  4. 4.
    Elvish
    Which I would promptly and masterfully use to get Legolas in my bed.
  5. 5.
    Klingon
    Think about all of the power I could muster with those guttural sounds.