REASONS I DON'T SEEM TO BE LOOSING WEIGHT

  1. Sneaky Kit-Kat
  2. Secret licorice
  3. Covert McDonalds fries
  4. Private Pepsi
  5. Hushed doughnut
  6. Hidden white bread
  7. surreptitious banana smoothie
  8. A thinly-veiled feeling of choking inadequacy