THINGS I WISH EXISTED IN LOS ANGELES SO I COULD EXPERIENCE THEM RIGHT NOW

  1. A just-opened "please touch" museum, of which I am the first patron
  2. A restaurant that serves Thai/NyQuil fusion
  3. A theater that shows the movies that everyone in coffee shops is always writing
  4. A Duane Reade?
    Not essential but it would briefly gives us something to talk about, right?
  5. A bar with an all-Springsteen jukebox... Possibly one shaped like a life-size Springsteen in which the quarters are inserted into his big, beautiful eyes?
    Might have to explore this fantasy further in future lists IF ASKED.
  6. A screening of Entourage where there's some kind of emergency.
    Are genital warts highly flammable? It would involve some combination of those ideas.