MY HUSBAND DAVID'S BEST SAYINGS

  1. This is the most sick I have ever been
  2. I'm running out of time
  3. The world went to hell when women went work
  4. I have the most melanomas ever counted at the Mayo clinic
  5. The medicine in fort Myers is like a third world country
  6. I don't understand the whole God thing because I never went to church
  7. I went to Costco for $4 worth of oatmeal and walked out with a power sprayer for 400 bucks
  8. All I do is go to the doctor