VERY EXCITING THINGS THAT HAPPENED LATELY ON THE ISLAND

It doesn't take much
  1. The gator in our driveway sat very still for a long time with a horseshoe crab in his mouth then wondered off to visit the neighbors across the street
  2. The little rescue dog Peaches who lives on Island Inn Road was found near her home after wandering for 3 days
  3. I almost got run over by vacationers in a car with a NY license as I biked through Ding Darling
    I hate these fucking tourists
  4. I got bit by a bee after almost getting run over
    Guess it's not not my best day
  5. There were really weird dead fish on the bike trail and then a dead rat
    Not even good road kill
  6. It hasn't rained all day for 3 days
  7. And this is the good life....