THERE SHOULD REALLY BE A WORD FOR THESE IN GERMAN

  1. When you text someone an ETA that is 100% wishful thinking
  2. The disappointment when your Instagram snap completely fails to capture the beauty of what you were photographing
  3. The relief of confirming that the milk hasn't gone sour
  4. The performance of reaching for your purse when the check arrives even though it's a business lunch and you're the client
  5. The irrational fear when smelling something awful that you're the source of the smell
  6. A person who leaves urine sprinkles on public toilet seats with no shame
  7. That feeling of relief when someone else cancels plans you secretly wanted to back out of