THINGS MY DAD TALKED ABOUT ON THE PHONE AFTER CALLING TO TELL ME HE HAS CANCER

  1. His new favorite brand of handcrafted eyeglasses that his buddy Hank just told him about
  2. The difference between ophthalmic frames and regular
  3. Should he tell my mother?
  4. His older brother really needs a will
  5. He tried to do that traffic thing I did with my phone, that Waze thing, so he turned on the radio and listened to the traffic report
  6. At my age, I should really be looking to buy my first house
  7. The net difference between inflation and bank interest
  8. I would have made a terrific doctor
  9. How he really wants an iPhone 6, so can he just take his old phone and computer over to AT&T with his google password and make them transfer everything?
  10. My mother's vivid dreams that make her terrified I won't have kids