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  1. Throwing Shade at Kyle Maclachlan: Here's the Twin Peaks Star Under a Pile of Broken Lamps
  2. It Was Super Tuesday Until Chad Got Chipotle For Lunch
  3. Can We Make This Fuller House Recap About Me For a Second?
  4. 6 Ways Watching the Daily Show is Caucussing
  5. What Your Favorite Clue Ending Says About Your Taste in Farmers' Markets
  6. No Jury Would Convict: These Friends Fell Out When One Suggested Keebler Grasshopper Cookies Taste the Same and Are More Consistently Available Than Thin Mints
  7. Wanna Feel Old? Chunk from Goonies Is a Lawyer Now and He Sued Me For Saying The Word "Truffle"
    I Was Offering to Share My Fries.
  8. I Loved GIFs Until I Realized They All Had Carpal Tunnel
  9. Oscars Recap: I Took Two Cardboard Cutouts of Oscar Isaac to Dinner, Here's What They Ordered