FIVE JOB OFFERS I WOULD ACCEPT REGARDLESS OF SALARY

Thanks for the request, @blisssara !
  1. 1.
    Movie/music video/ commercials director
    In contrast to all my insurance adjuster lists.
  2. 2.
    Paperback original crime novelist 1940s-1970s
    Any pulp genre, really.
  3. 3.
    Screenwriter/TV writer
  4. 4.
    Dedicated artist/technician who uses his professional expertise to solve a murder, but in the process loses his sanity.
    (Like in Blow Out.)
  5. 5.
    Owner/operator, Cereality™ franchise
    This franchise cereal bar concept was a real/ce-real thing. (Might still be, didn't fact check). I think the key would be to make our own and not rely on the Big G. Starbucks doesn't brew other people's coffee.