Lesser Dream Jobs
Everybody wants to direct movies and open a restaurant 😴 Here's other stuff I'd love to do.
- •Guest co-host, Live with Kelly Ripa
- •Person who introduces movies on Turner Classic MoviesI refuse to look up technical terms
- •Talent Agent
- •PodcasterI could give myself this job why am I telling you
- •Food show judgeSpecifically the one where they judge the themed donuts, on Cooking Channel
- •Short order cookAgain, I could just go do this. But throwing together a Denver omelette with a side of toast and yelling, "Order up"? A potentially Zen-like state of motion and quiet artistry.
- •Producer of special features for blu-raysA dying (dead?) field but there's nothing like a good making-of doc
- •Meditation leaderTo inspire such trust that people forget themselves and find a deeper level of conciousness
- •Shoeshine guyGimme a rag and a comfortable chair and all of downtown will gleam of panache and professionalism.