NUMBERS, BY ME

  1. 1
    Times I've been "belt shopping."
  2. 2
    The loneliest number. But everything under 10 has a shot. All numbers have a shot. Digits don't determine a soul's contentment. The soul is a human construct.
  3. 3
    The number I've slept with. The most sensuous. The best comic timing.
  4. 98, 476
    Should be the highest. Need to meet with mathematicians to discuss the possibilities.
  5. 5
    Number of Godfather films. Fredo, Jr. endures as Cinema's great anti-hero, lo these years later. "I'm a heartbreaker. Come fish with me." We're all still fishing.