THE DAY I KNEW I WAS AN ADULT

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. One time about four years ago I was at the movies.
  2. I went to the restroom.
  3. In the farthest-back stall, a group of teenagers were smoking up.
  4. I don't care.
  5. I chuckled to myself.
  6. So did another guy, older than me, next to me at the sink.
  7. I went out in the hallway.
  8. I asked for a manager.
  9. The manager comes up to me. Voice low, like I'm Jack Bauer's boss, I tell him, "there's some kids smoking pot in that bathroom."
  10. The manager nods at me like HE'S Jack Bauer's boss. Like we're in this together.
  11. I've got a lot of immature stuff happening, to this day.
  12. But that was when.