THE THREE THINGS I WANT MOST IN THIS WORLD
Inspired by "the Title Wave."
- •To be paid to write.Lists, scripts, the piece of paper in the Breathe Right box that tells you how to put on a Breathe Right strip. I'm open for business.
- •Someone cute with whom to watch old movies and eat thai food.Some cultures call this type of person "a girlfriend." Would have to find low-key sleep apnea wildly attractive.
- •For Hostess to bring back the blueberry pie.It's absence has kept me up nights. Or so I thought until I tried Breathe Right strips. "Breathe-Rite: When you need sleep more than nose skin." The rest is behind the paywall, Breathe Right.