Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Donuts are my junk food girlfriend.
  2. She needs to be filled (this is technically a bismark?).
  3. Buttercream is preferred.
  4. Fruit filling is also great if it's got a really jammy consistency.
    I played base in Jammy Consistency for a couple years after college.
  5. The actual donut portion should be light and fluffy.
  6. Frosting is nice, though a powdered-sugar dusting is preferred. In the event of frosting it should be a thick, rich chocolate applied with a cupcake-like panache.
  7. I'm really not this particular. If it's cute and laughs at my jokes I'll get it with coffee.