TITLES OF THE LISTS YOU KEEP DELETING

Great request, @babystevens I hastily compose and delete a lot of hot garbage. Here's the ones I remember (or in some cases a made-up facsimile).
  1. MY CREDIT CARDS WERE STOLEN AND IT WAS MY FAULT, PLEASE TELL ME IT WASN'T
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I put up a list last night after my credit cards and some walking-around money were stolen from my car. Felt silly, deleted in 15 minutes (untimed)
  2. EXCITED FOR THE PEACH UPDATE, NOW WE CAN MAKE LISTS 📁🌷
    I drafted this the day GIFs went live on List App, didn't publish it because I felt like I was raining on the GIF parade, posted it as spring cleaning, immediately regretted telling a by-now ancient joke.
  3. THE ONLY JIF YOU'LL EVER NEED
    Saw a huge thing of PB at the store and had to share. J/k I never posted this. Also sometimes I wish List App only allowed words. There, I said it.
  4. MY APPLICATION FOR THE NOTICEABLE EYEBAG CLUB
    Twitter highlighted someone else's list pointing out actors with huge eye bags. "I have those!" I thought, and listed a pic of your boy. Sheepish and feeling like eye bags weren't going to be the new forearms, I hit delete.
  5. I'm sure there will be more lists with a < 10 min lifespan, so perhaps a Volume 2 sometime? Thanks again, and thanks for lookin' out @babystevens