What My TED Talks Would Be About
- •Striped Tie, Patterned Shirt?: Matching for the Faux Adventurous
- •6 Italian Zombie Movies Not to Mention Until at Least Date 12
- •Overnight Oats & Other Recipes I'm the Only Male in my Peer Group to Know
- •Hems' Worth: How to be assertive with the tailor who thinks you visit too oftenLearn such phrases as, "You're not wrong, but . . . " and "it all spends the same, Tony"
- •Awkward Greeting, Inquiry into Quality of Weekend: "Creative/Meta" Tinder Branding and What to Do Next When That's Not EnoughPart I: It Will Never Be Enough