What My TED Talks Would Be About

Inspired by @andersun and @Boogie
  1. Striped Tie, Patterned Shirt?: Matching for the Faux Adventurous
  2. 6 Italian Zombie Movies Not to Mention Until at Least Date 12
  3. Overnight Oats & Other Recipes I'm the Only Male in my Peer Group to Know
  4. Hems' Worth: How to be assertive with the tailor who thinks you visit too often
    Learn such phrases as, "You're not wrong, but . . . " and "it all spends the same, Tony"
  5. Awkward Greeting, Inquiry into Quality of Weekend: "Creative/Meta" Tinder Branding and What to Do Next When That's Not Enough
    Part I: It Will Never Be Enough