How I Spent My Day Off
Don't be jealous.
- •Used my belly as a bowl for pretzels
- •Opened the door for three package deliveriesSomebody's got a shopping problem. I blame the Cubs.
- •Took a shower at 3:45
- •Watched a couple who is most definitely headed for divorce pick a shitty place on House Hunters
- •Judged the state of my neighbor's lawn
- •Listened to Mike make works callsSee my list 'Super Professional Language' to get a taste of how that went.
- •Counted how many wasps were hovering outside a birdhouseSeven.
- •Watched the Oran Juice Jones music video for "The Rain"You without me like corn flake without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
- •Made lists on @list