Top 10 things to say after sex

  1. Do you want an ubet or a lyft?
  2. That was great can i call you again....wait...whats your name?!
  3. I thought i hit the snooze button but that was your chest
  4. Baby you rocked my world, but can you tell your roomate to stop touching himself
  5. Sorry i couldnt find the G-spot, but im pretty sure thats a club in L.A
  6. My Halloween decorations scream louder than you
  7. I work at taco bell, im gonna go south of the border