Top 10 things to say after sex
- •Do you want an ubet or a lyft?
- •That was great can i call you again....wait...whats your name?!
- •I thought i hit the snooze button but that was your chest
- •Baby you rocked my world, but can you tell your roomate to stop touching himself
- •Sorry i couldnt find the G-spot, but im pretty sure thats a club in L.A
- •My Halloween decorations scream louder than you
- •I work at taco bell, im gonna go south of the border