1. Bearded sandwich
    ...any bearded food, I don't want to eat your beard... Ever
  2. Bearded cellphone
    I guess you can catch it by its beard if dropped but don't want a beard rubbing up against my face every time I take a call
  3. Bearded fetus
    Would rub my wife the wrong way
  4. Bearded clown
    F258bb6f e278 4d72 9a30 c70c84db8e8e
    Not cool
  5. Bearded aftershave
    I literally just shaved
  6. Bearded shaving cream
    I'm literally about to shave
  7. Bearded car windows
    I can't see where I'm going, and would get messy
  8. Bearded toothbrush
    I guess it could work in place of floss, but I just threw up in my mouth