MY UBER DRIVER RATINGS

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    You picked me up and got me where I needed to go quickly and without hassle. You were either silent for the entire ride, or an engaging conversationalist.
  2. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    You seemed to take three or four minutes before you even started driving in my direction to pick me up. You missed what your GPS was telling you to do a couple of times.
  3. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    What's that smell?
  4. ⭐️⭐️
    You spent the last five minute of the ride espousing your opinions on the problems with "the Muslims" taking over America.
  5. ⭐️
    I am literally dead.