Things You Never Hear in a Fast Food Restaurant

  1. How was everything?
  2. Would you like water with that?
  3. Do you really need all of this?
  4. If you wait 2 minutes we can make something fresh for you instead of something that's been sitting under the heat lamp.
  5. I wouldn't order that. It tastes like salty garbage.
  6. Can you give us a minute while our chefs restock their mise en place?