WHY CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS IN NOVEMBER IS DUMB

I get your need for consumerism but really, come on, stop
  1. There's no snow. Literally some trees still have leaves on them.
  2. There are only so many holiday songs, your playlist is going to run out
  3. There's still a month until the holiday break and all you're doing is angering broken hearted students and adults enslaved to the 9-5
  4. Something something Starbucks something something satan cups