How I know I'm poor.

I've been unemployed for the last couple of months and I've been noticing some peculiar behaviors in really specific situations on my everyday life.
  1. I almost picked up a coin that was on the floor right next to a toilet.
    I did not, but thought about doing it for way too much time.
  2. I consider a full McDonald's meal a treat.
    I had one for my last birthday.
  3. I reuse ziploc bags.
    My carrot sticks taste like onions.
  4. The new iPhone 7 release date was leaked
    That means that second hand iPhones 6 will drop its price, and that means that I would finally be able to update my cellphone from a 4s to a refurbished iPhone 5.
  5. I got way to excited when I won a 4€ pot on a web poker game.
    Both hands in the air and all.