5 Really Horrible Thoughts I've Had In The Last 5 Hours...
I'm a good person.
- •The best thing Alison Brie has been in since Community?Dave Franco's ass with a strap-on.
- •The couple next door are having sex...I'm fighting the final boss in Resident Evil and it sounds like we're doing the exact same thing.
- •Damn, some of y'all white people are so woke...I might as well just go back to sleep. (Sarcasm.)
- •If I died tonight...The nearest person who would care is 7000+ miles away.
- •God seems like every artsy friend I have.A confused, insecure thing making "experimental" work and leaving it up to "interpretation".
- •I write for a few cool spots - I've organized some of my favorite pieces into a resume here: httsun.com