ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, IN ORDER OF HOW MUCH I AM THEM

  1. Loafer
  2. Sweater
  3. Blazer
  4. Romper
  5. Windbreaker
  6. Sneaker
  7. Jumper
  8. Seersucker
    Like someone who fellates fortune tellers I guess?
  9. Clamdigger
    This should be higher if we're just talking about someone who enjoys clams
  10. Wifebeater