- •Sunglasses. I pretend that not paying over $150 a pair makes it better but then I think "$150?! Are you crazy??"
- •Lifetime movies. Don't feel too guilty bout this one. Anyone w an actor/actress from an 80s or 90s sitcom is fucking golden
- •I'm an over 40 white guy and I still listen to a lot of rap. Public Enemy to Childish Gambino to RUN THE JEWELS! I get stares from friends