1. “But I already did something today!”
  2. "Somebody in here got beans. Spill them"
  3. Kimmy: "You were in the Lion King on Broadway?" Titus: "Yes, except I was not"
  4. "I envy you. I've never been able to meet me".
  5. Titus: "Let us shoot here and I will pay you 100 bugs". Woman: "Did you just say bugs?" Titus: "Run Lillian!"