PHASES OF WAITING ON SARAH.

Because this meeting took TWICE as long as it was supposed to.
  1. 1. The Optimist
    The lady said it was a 45 minute video. Maybe the meeting will let out early? That'd be great.
  2. 2. The Go Getter
    While I'm waiting, I can explore Downtown Dallas, since I don't want to be on my phone the whole time. I'll just head back around three.
  3. 3. The Confused One
    Okay, it's been an hour...what's taking so long.
  4. 4. The Panicker
    Ack, my phone died! I must find an outlet, or I'll die of boredom.
  5. 5. The Flirt
    Oh, this gift shop worker is pretty. Maybe I'll flirt with her. OH WHO AM I KIDDING.
  6. 6. The RAGER
    Okay, Sarah, what the FUCK it's been an hour and half. Now TWO hours.
  7. 7. The Deafeated
    I am going to live at the Omni Hotel for the rest of my life.