REASONS I LOVE TWITTER

I'm drunk.
  1. You can tweet a LOT in one day, and people won't think it's too weird!
  2. You can see how funny people are, really.
  3. You feel a certain closeness with celebrities.
  4. Twitter is really just a social media stream-of-consciousness, and that's really a good thing for people who keep things in!
  5. A lot of stuff happens on Twitter, and it's cool to see it happen in real time! (Instead of reading it on the news a day later.)
  6. Live tweeting is the greatest thing to happen to human beings. (If you're good at it.)