and if you fancy regular doses of this sassy lemur king, get involved with or 🌴
  1. Shh, we're hiding! Be quiet everyone, including me. SHH! Who's making that noise?! Oh, it's me again 😏
  2. Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!
  3. Making her feel good makes me feel good, kind of warm and tingly on the inside..... like PINWORMS!
  4. Hide the women and precious metals! Load the shooting thingies!
  5. I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better.
  6. I don't know why the sacrifice didn't work. The science seemed so solid..
  7. Oh no- Mort! He's so annoying! Don't let him on! Stop that thing! He's.. er.. carrying scissors and hand cream!
  8. The foosa- they are always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.
  9. If I, King Julien (that's my name), only had two days to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing.. and you know what else I would do? I would invade a neighbouring country and impose my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it!
  10. Excuse me, this is first class, it's nothing personal, it's just that we're better than you!
  11. What? NO! You can't take me off the naughty list! I AM the naughty list! ...what's the naughty list?
  12. Welcome, giant pansies! Feel free to bask in my glow.
  13. Yeah I'm a lady, I'm a lady! Not really... it's ME, King Julien! Now, which of you is attracted to me? 😉
  14. Hello? Haven't you ever heard of knocking? I could've been naked in here!
  15. Bring me my nuts on a silver platter!
  16. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends? Here, give me a nibble 😏
  17. I will teach you everything about being a lemur king: the bossing, the bragging, but most of all, the boogieing!
  18. Because what is a party without cake? I guess it would still be a party, but it would feel like something is missing. Something cakey.
  19. Hey gorgeous, has anyone ever told you that you look like a supermodel? ;) Albeit a fat, hairy one who smells..
  20. You see, Julienuary is all about the joy of giving... to me!