1. "I'll just watch one more episode"
  2. "Maybe they just haven't read it yet"
    / "They'll reply any minute now" / "They probably have bad signal"
  3. "You look better in real life. The camera lies."
  4. "I'll sign up to the gym tomorrow"
  5. "You didn't get the job because the interviewers loved you too much and knew you were destined for greater things"