1. Massive bug eyes that look deep into your heart and dig out the love you buried there
  2. Squishy bellies that reveal themselves when pug is laying on floor
  3. The happiest, most excited grins
  4. Low maintenance coats
  5. Ability to run/jump hilariously up and down stairs
  6. Faces that make you feel better about not using anti-ageing cream
  7. They basically only come in two colours- great news for people who don't like making decisions when faced with multiple options
  8. Teeny tiny piggy tails