"SO, DO YOU EXERCISE?"

my reaction to being asked this question today came in stages:
  1. 1.
    ....lol wut
  2. 2.
    hahahahahaha DO I EXERCISE what a dumb question
  3. 3.
    oh wait they actually want an answer
  4. 4.
    I am sad and confused
  5. 5.
    NOOOOO
  6. 6.
    HOW DARE THEY?!?!?!?!
  7. 7.
    please stop making me confront my fears
  8. 8.
    realisation
    that I do literally no exercise
  9. 9.
    denial
  10. 10.
    like ew who even are you to ask me that
  11. 11.
    it's okay I'm smiling through the tears
  12. 12.
    you have now been disowned as a friend