THOUGHTS WHEN IN THE APPLE STORE

  1. well there's a lot of dead space in here
  2. also a lot of chrome
  3. BUT SO MANY GREEN T-SHIRTS
  4. people everywhere
  5. so what happens now
  6. oh no I have to walk past all these clever techy people to get to the Genius Bar
  7. everyone has an iPad
  8. I'll just perch awkwardly on this stool until my appointment
  9. okay they obviously did not think about 5ft3 people when making these stools
  10. I feel very self-conscious
  11. wow these ceilings are high
  12. this place must use a TON of electricity
  13. DO THEY KNOW I DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE OR A MACBOOK? CAN THEY SENSE IT????
  14. I won't get my (Android) phone out just in case
  15. hahahaha that guy is wearing a green t-shirt too. I wonder if people ask him stuff thinking he works here
  16. are they gonna tell me that my iPod has died forever
  17. yep. they did.
  18. no thanks I don't want to buy a new iPod right now. ......yes I'm 100% sure.
  19. RIGHT LET'S GET OUTTA HERE
  20. phew back to the normal world.
  21. I'm gonna go get some ice cream