1. Your school had "wood" "roads" "new" or "community" in its name
  2. Sleepovers often featured unreleased movies played from parent's academy, dga, or wga screeners
  3. You spent every weekend of 7th grade bringing home killer swag from Bar and Bat Mitzvahs
  4. Paparazzi would wait in front of the carpool line at pickup
  5. Because chances are you had homeroom with a celeb's child
  6. You know at least 3 people who went to rehab before they learned how to drive