TOTALLY LEGIT EMAILS I HAVE RECEIVED

  1. Just call me pussy commander
  2. Oops
  3. I am a virile man
  4. So down for some s3x at 5:53am
  5. I'm gonna be rich! Part 1
  6. Part 2
  7. Part 3
  8. Part 4
  9. Part 5
  10. ^ This guy's plan sounds rock solid