I AM TOO JEWISH FOR...

  1. Motorcycles
  2. Cocaine
  3. Open relationships
  4. "Whatever, you choose."
  5. Burning Man
  6. Sky diving
  7. "Let's just buy a plane ticket and figure it out when we get there."
  8. Mayo
  9. Big dogs
  10. Six flags
  11. Skateboarding
  12. Aspen
  13. Cobb Salad
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  14. Australia
    Suggested by   @eliotglazer