THINGS I WOULD RATHER DO THAN TEACH MY MOM HOW TO USE HER IPHONE
- •Get dropped into a shark tank covered in raw meat.
- •Wander through the Sahara Desert nude without sunscreen.
- •Get my eyebrows shaved off.
- •Eat French onion soup in front of my crush while he silently judges.
- •Make a sex tape of myself masturbating while crying and accidentally send it to my grandparents.