ONGOING "DEBATES" I HAVE WITH THE DUDE
We don't fight, but we do argue
- •What does the 🍑 emoji mean?I say vagina, he says butt. I know I am probably wrong about this but it has gone on long enough that I cannot abandon my position.
- •What makes something a single tattoo?If you got them at the same time? What if you got one and then later got another one that interacts with the first? Our prototype here is: if I have a hot dog tattoo, and then I got a ketchup next to it, is that one tattoo? What if the ketchup is squirting onto the hotdog, joining them? What if the hotdog gets turned into a butterfly?
- •Who is the best character in The Wire?I say Stringer Bell. He says Lester Freamon.
- •What is the best flavor of Gatorade?I say blue, he says yellow.