REASONS I AM ANGRY TODAY

  1. The kitchen is messy
  2. The bedroom is messy
  3. An editor who took over a year to edit a story now wants me to turn a draft around in 48 hours
  4. Another editor who took over a year to edit a story still hasn't sent me edits on that story even though he promises them "tomorrow for sure" every few weeks
  5. Yet another editor who took over a story from another editor now wants me to reframe the story in a direction I explicitly told the first editor we shouldn't go in
  6. My stomach hurts
  7. One of my employees isn't doing their job well
  8. I spent 20 minutes on the phone explaining to a finance person why I will not send my SSN and bank information without using encryption
  9. It's humid
  10. I don't have a dog to pet right now