SOCIAL MEDIA FILTERS OF MY DREAMS

  1. Mute all posts about how the science of an action movie IS NOT 100% ACCURATE.
  2. Put a * next to all posts made by men. Two if they're white men. Three if they're straight white men.
  3. Mute anything that starts with "Actually,"
  4. Turn all posts about social media censorship into pictures of eagles devouring fish guts.